weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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