I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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