I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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