He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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