why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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