how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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