what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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