So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
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