Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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