I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
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