And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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