I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
Randomize
