Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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