I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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