Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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