why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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