Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
Randomize
