**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
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