Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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