Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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