I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
True college students do jello shots in the library
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