is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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