I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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