Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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