Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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