Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Your mouth is God's brothel.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Randomize
