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(858): View more from California

I like my sex mixed with concussions.

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(703): View more from Virginia

She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...

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(858): View more from California

I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha

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(714): View more from California

sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!

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I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!

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(519): View more from Ontario

Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?

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(760): View more from California

I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.

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(703): View more from Virginia

I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?

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(870): View more from Arkansas

Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.

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