You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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