Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
then he tried to convert me to islam
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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