Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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