I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
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