just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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