It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
