pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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