Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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