I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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