He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
My feet surprised me
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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