Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
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