Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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