my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
3pm strippers are depressing
But theres a keg here and me gusta
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
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