So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Too much gin, very little bucket
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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