Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Then you guys just all showered together...?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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