sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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