Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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