woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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