He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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