Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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