? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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