We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Randomize
