This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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