I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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