They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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