yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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