Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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