Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Randomize
